I second all of them. Bruce Venture is the first one to come to mind. His dick is so hideous. I remember the first time I saw it, I thought “Dude, what the fuck happened to your dick?!” The discolouration is so bad and off-putting. The worst part is that circumfetishists will look at his dick and claim it looks great (It doesn’t). I’ve said it before, but pro-circ lunatics truly have no sense for aesthetics.
Girthmaster. One thing that I really can’t stand as an Australian is when see one of my own people circumcised. It’s one thing if an American is circumcised, but if an Aussie is circumcised, it adds this extra layer of disgust and infuriation, especially if it’s a zoomer.. Like, dude, how the fuck did you manage to get circumcised? You’re Australian. How? His dick just looks so… weird. It’s hard to describe it. The only thing arguably worse than his ugly, circumcised dick is his punchable, soyboy fuckin’ face. I don’t know what it is about it, but I can’t stand his fucking face. At least if he had foreskin, I might be able to tolerate it.
Sean Lawless is another one that circumfetishists LOVE to cream themselves over. Have you ever actually seen his dick, especially up close? It is so fucking dry and flaky-looking. The glans looks so rough, as though it has the texture of sandpaper. Same with the inner foreskin, it has the texture of an old man’s dry scalp. It would definitely look better with foreskin, especially if it still covered his glans when erect, as he has the kind of glans that you can make out the shape of even when covered.
All of those European amateurs (mainly Russians) who have gotten circumcised in recent years. One of the most notable examples is Webtolove. His cock is a fucking travesty to look at. Circumcision scars are always horrible to look at, and he has one of the worst, darkest circumcision scars I’ve ever seen. It almost looks like it’s bleeding. It reminds me of a scratch mark that has scabbed over. It’s also very uneven.
There are some others who’ve gotten circumcised as adults for """"“aesthetics”"""", which I find amusing, because uncut dicks look better, and in every one of these instances, their dicks end up looking worse. I can’t help but want to laugh in their faces about it, like “Haha! You’re a retard! You mutilated your dick for no benefit and it doesn’t even look better! Haha!”
It’s a shame that so many pornstars are circumcised, since it prevents me from watching their videos, as I don’t like seeing circumcised dicks and only watch porn that has uncut dicks in it. I’ll hover over a thumbnail for the preview and think “Oh, this looks like it has the potential to be good,” only for the guy to be circumcised, and then I just roll my eyes and think “Ugh! Great. I would have actually watched that if you weren’t mutilated.”
Oh, also Mike Adriano. Yet another one that circumfetishists drool over. His dick looks like it’s been skinned, it reminds me of a finger that’s been degloved. It’s also so red, like it’s infected or like as if it’s permanently sunburned or carpet burned. It’s really hard to look at at. It would look so much better with foreskin.
