The perfect handjob

qmachine

Same lady who did the pro uncircumcised video on YouTube awhile back. Talk throughout but you can skip the first 1:45 or so:

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Squirrel

I stopped listening when she told me that scientists had proven that I can detect my partner's energy via photons emitted from their hands. These are prob the same scientists who wrote to CERN begging them not to turn the LHC on because it would create a black hole that would swallow the Earth

phillytugger

Aw come on... if you were hanging out at the pub and she started talking that shit to you wouldn't you nod seriously and listen to her in hopes of getting her home?!

Most of us would be like 'lay your photons on me baby! I've got photons and phermones coming out of my foreskin: feel the energy!'