What Saddens Me

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What saddens me is that I no longer look for the female pornstar but more looking for uncut male pornstars just to find a decent bj movie. The older you get, the more fussy you get.

phillytugger

You think that’s sad?! After renovating my house I find myself noticing the quality of the flooring, plastering and cornice etc in porn movies. For example, the girl will be kneeling, giving head and I’ll notice whether she’s kneeling on cheap floating timber, genuine hardwood or parquetry.

I’ve noticed that Cory Chase has white trash, thin skirting board and plasticy floating timber with the cheapest generic, glue on plaster cornice you can get. Xev Bellringer has a really nice old, tastefully renovated country house which suits her outdoorsy, educated, preppie look.

And then the European porn, holy shit, some of that’s shot in genuine honest to goodness castles. Or at least renovated farm houses. Just check out this one that Kenoki originally posted at [Login to see the link] direct link: [Login to see the link]

Just check out the timber windows that are like a foot thick, the quality fittings, the scandinavian taps on the bathroom sink and bathtub that respond so precisely to the little blond slut’s dainty hands, and those old genuine country farm house ceiling beams that have been preserved and integrated into the modern renovation. Pure class. I wish I could get my cock sucked in a bathroom that looks like that!

phenemol

HAHAHAH Nice

Omegutted

povonly wrote
What saddens me is that I no longer look for the female pornstar but more looking for uncut male pornstars just to find a decent bj movie. The older you get, the more fussy you get.

I do this too, but with due attention paid to the girl. She still has to be hot, you know. 😉

Squirrel

Hah, checking out the architecture is so last decade! These days I like to see what food (or food packaging) is on display. And if they're drinking beer or champagne, is it rat's piss or the good stuff?

Actually, what I really like to do is see if I find where the scene was shot.

intact

I"m losing interest unless she actually talks about foreskin. That JOI linked here with the girl fully clothed is the hottest thing I've watched in a long time.