"...where Boris (a fat Wolfman Jack look-alike with a sloppy accent and bloodshot eyes) is introduced to the tender loins of Miss Little's nasty nymphos.
After much vulgarity and hilarity (including a big poolside poke) his dick’s as shriveled up as Norman Bate’s mother. Boris finds out American girls are as addictive as Lays Potato Chips. Betcha can’t eat just one!"
They don't make porn movies like this anymore.
