In the Philippines they force the boys to submit to a form of circumcision around junior-high age. I put this in my profile at a Filipina dating site:

Dozens of matches have said nothing about it. Then I got this introduction:

The “as long as you have good hygiene” bit pissed me off. (Imagine if I said that about a woman’s vulva.) So I retorted, but she didn’t get what I meant. Here’s the conclusion:
