Haha, that's true.
Also:
step-sister / step-brother = girlfiend / boyfriend
best BJ / HJ EVERRRRRRR = worse than average BJ / HJ
girls I found on tinder = crack whores I gave $5 to
I found her on getlaid.com = I stole this video from an xvideos user and hoped you wouldn't notice the watermark
and my personal favourite...
great blowjob & facial = jerk myself for 5 minutes before cumming in my hand and then wiping some cum on her chin
