4theskin
Here you go. Met on a dating app.
When there’s an opportunity to talk about foreskin, I take it. I don’t try too hard, though. Women are sooo tired of guys wanting to sext with them right away.
Our exchange was getting dull – talk about weather, family, real estate values – so I asked her if there was a question she wanted to ask, but wasn’t sure it was OK to ask. She came back with “Are there any hard ’no’s’ in the bedroom for you?” I mentioned a few, and turned the question around. She said “the back door is not open for business,” and I said I thought anal sex was disproportionately a thing for circumcised men. (I’m not interested.) Here’s where that went: