You’ll have to call yourself FuckMaster 3000 from now on. It’s a better nickname anyway. In fact every name sounds better with ‘3000’ on the end:
PornDude ➡️ PornDude 3000
Krismoriah ➡️ Krismoriah 3000
Squirrelinator ➡️ Squirrelinator 3000
John Smith ➡️ John Smith 3000